Director: Thank you for coming, ladies and gentlemen. As you know, we are auditioning for disciples to follow Jesus Christ. When your number is called, please step forward to the microphone and answer the questions. Stagehand: Number One, please. (Person #1 steps to the microphone. She should obviously be a "glamour girl" type.) Director: State your name, please. Person #1: (Use real or fictitious names.) Director: Why do you want to be a disciple?